#nickfury I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. (REQUESTED PART TWO), THE SPIDERVERSE: HUNTING SPIDER (REQUEST), THE LIFE OF PETER PARKER THE INTERN (HE'S ALSO SPIDER-MAN BUT HUSH), PETER BEING MULTILINGUAL (REQUESTED PART TWO). 374 guests Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. Requests are open! They are both terrible at communication in general; how are they supposed to survive as boyfriends? Which is pretty often. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Clint can't help but laugh. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers You foreseeing a lot of fighting in the future, then? Clint says and raises an eyebrow at him. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. "DUDE!" Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. They all turned to Nat. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. "Are we just going to skip over the fact Steve and Bucky have kissed a dude?" Nah, stay here. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. "This was very educational with Peter putting a chicken and flower pot on his head and getting a tattoo but it's three in the morning and we are all almost asleep," Uncle Steve says and I see he is right. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. Seriously Tony? A shit-eating grin covered his face. irondad steverogers tonystark +8 more # 11 Parley Oneshots by elania:) 1.2M 34.1K 111 I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. And then I ran. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. He's not good with relationships. I dunno, man. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. "It was just an accident." No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. If there are limits, the fun's gone. Because because the strings! Tony Stark personally needed a drink. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. Maybe this game was fun after all. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. On really slow nights, when they're bored. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. #steverogers She hasn't bothered with a glass. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Badly. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. Peter smiled, he never knew this. People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Damn. Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. We should fight all the time.. They always did one dumb ass thing for his birthday each year. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Aunt May says and I shrug. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. It's a weird, stiff laugh. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. This is all my idea. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. Oh, he says. #captainamerica #blackwidow "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. It means the chances that I'll ever get in bed with you are depressingly low. He takes a sulking swig of his bottle, and Steve looks adorably confused. Clint knows he's feeling his pulse. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. Wait.. Tony, stop being judgemental. You mentioned that.. Requests open again! Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. MJ grinned. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. #starktower What a stupid one! Weak sauce, man. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. Nat smirked. 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She was very preserved, even when she hung out with Ned and him. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. "Peter you go first" Wade said. Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. They don't say good night. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. She waved at them. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. I was sleeping. That's just plain sad. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. You know what really sucked though? A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. The fuck, Clint? I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. Does that mean you're single, Barton?. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. We've been playing this for an hour and this is my first sex question. Tony points an accusing finger at his colleague. An angry voice cried out. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. I'd love to stay and chat. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. He knows hers, too. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. It sounds like a genuine question. "Excuse me" Natasha said. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. But apparently, now is the moment to talk.

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